Estradum wins three in a row
Vietnam - FOR the third straight year, the Republic of Luzon bagged the gold medal of the Dirty Politics event in the 26th Southeast Asian Games here with Republic of Visayas and Thailand taking the next two spots.
Three time gold medallist, Pinggoy Estradum, was flawless in the entire week, as he showed fans new and unique ways to steal government funds, while the other players kept to the usual cut back and percentage tactics.
Fans of Dirty Politics, which is now taking over football as the most watched sport in Asia, saw a unique steal from Pinggoy, who also won the 24th and 25th edition of the games, as he stole P3 billion in just three days to run away with the gold medal.
The total amount allocated to be stolen was only P2billion and where Pingoy got the other P1 billion had the judges giving him the medal.
As per agreement, the stolen amount will be returned to the organizers and Pingoy has given the P2 billion back, while the other players did not return their loot saying the whole P2 billion was returned.
Meanwhile, the player from the Republic of Visayas has filed a protest against the three time champion saying she caught him talking with some of the judges prior to the contest.
"They were planning a fix," Clever Ass Martini said, "I have caught them on tape, so this is how he won it, he should relinquish his medal,"
Martini said the tape was given to her almost a week before the start of the contest, but when asked why she presented it just now.
"Para mas nindot ang timing," she said and quickly left
As it was in her native tongue, this reporter asked one of the janitors in the vicinity who was also a Visayan to translate what Martinez said.
According to the 85 year old Jangy Omena, 'Para mas nindot ang timing,' meant "Pay me first before i tell you,"
Meanwhile, the SEAG committee has received the copy of Martini's protest and will address it after they settle the 69 other protest filed by other losers in the previous contest.
They are still addressing the first protest filed six years ago alleging that the inaugural winner, Pingoy, is not allowed to represent the Republic of Luzon because he is overqualified owing to his being a former Senator of the the now defunct Republic of the Philippines.
Only amateur crooked politicians are allowed to compete in the SEAg.
Meanwhile in football, Thailand thrashed Indonesia 5-1 to win their another gold medal while the bronze medal match between the Republic of the Visayas and Republic of Luzon has to be abandoned after the coaches got into a fight.
According to one report, the coach caught the other coach sleeping with his wife while rumors says that the wife caught the two coaches sleeping with each other.
The women's game between Thailand and Luzon was also abandoned after it was found out the Luzon fielded a man.
The ruse was discovered after the leading striker of Luzon writhed in intense pain after getting hit in the groin and 'her' false boobs fell off.
Luzon is now banned from football, as well as tennis, badminton, chess, volleyball for varied attempts to cheat. (AP)
Three time gold medallist, Pinggoy Estradum, was flawless in the entire week, as he showed fans new and unique ways to steal government funds, while the other players kept to the usual cut back and percentage tactics.
Fans of Dirty Politics, which is now taking over football as the most watched sport in Asia, saw a unique steal from Pinggoy, who also won the 24th and 25th edition of the games, as he stole P3 billion in just three days to run away with the gold medal.
The total amount allocated to be stolen was only P2billion and where Pingoy got the other P1 billion had the judges giving him the medal.
As per agreement, the stolen amount will be returned to the organizers and Pingoy has given the P2 billion back, while the other players did not return their loot saying the whole P2 billion was returned.
Meanwhile, the player from the Republic of Visayas has filed a protest against the three time champion saying she caught him talking with some of the judges prior to the contest.
"They were planning a fix," Clever Ass Martini said, "I have caught them on tape, so this is how he won it, he should relinquish his medal,"
Martini said the tape was given to her almost a week before the start of the contest, but when asked why she presented it just now.
"Para mas nindot ang timing," she said and quickly left
As it was in her native tongue, this reporter asked one of the janitors in the vicinity who was also a Visayan to translate what Martinez said.
According to the 85 year old Jangy Omena, 'Para mas nindot ang timing,' meant "Pay me first before i tell you,"
Meanwhile, the SEAG committee has received the copy of Martini's protest and will address it after they settle the 69 other protest filed by other losers in the previous contest.
They are still addressing the first protest filed six years ago alleging that the inaugural winner, Pingoy, is not allowed to represent the Republic of Luzon because he is overqualified owing to his being a former Senator of the the now defunct Republic of the Philippines.
Only amateur crooked politicians are allowed to compete in the SEAg.
Meanwhile in football, Thailand thrashed Indonesia 5-1 to win their another gold medal while the bronze medal match between the Republic of the Visayas and Republic of Luzon has to be abandoned after the coaches got into a fight.
According to one report, the coach caught the other coach sleeping with his wife while rumors says that the wife caught the two coaches sleeping with each other.
The women's game between Thailand and Luzon was also abandoned after it was found out the Luzon fielded a man.
The ruse was discovered after the leading striker of Luzon writhed in intense pain after getting hit in the groin and 'her' false boobs fell off.
Luzon is now banned from football, as well as tennis, badminton, chess, volleyball for varied attempts to cheat. (AP)
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