PFF dissolves 28 FAs

by Ang Palahubog (AP) with reports from Philippine Nose Agency (PNA)

IN a move nothing short of stunning, the Philippine Football Federation has dissolved the 28 regular and probationary Football Associations all over the country.

"You are not functional," read the PFF memo sent to all FAs.

Expectedly, all the FA presidents expressed surprise with the sudden move, "I cannot say anything right now."

One vocal PFF critic, when asked by AP regarding the move said, "HE DID WHAT...*&^@*^#!!!!!!"

However, when called, PFF president Johnny Romualdez, identified as JR in the memo, denied issuing such.

"We have just learned of the move and we have known who the culprits are," he said.

Romualdez explained that the two clerks they have just hired had a lover's spat, and as a result, one decided to issue an unauthorized memo.

Both men have since been fired, for issuing the memo, and for one other reason.

"We caught them en flagrante in the PFF boardroom, just as we were investigating the source of this memo," a source told PNA.

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Anonymous said…
hehehehe, must have been a slow and boring night.

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